Joke - Levels of Stress

Levels of Stress

You pick up a beautiful young hitchhiker. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital.

Not that stressful.

At the hospital they say she is pregnant and congratulate you because you are going to be a father.


You say that you are not the father but the girls say you are.

This is getting stressful.

So then... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.

After the tests are completed the doctor says you are infertile and probably were since birth.

You are extremely stressed but also very relieved.

On your way home you think about your three kids...

Now that's stress!