And came across a restaurant run by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.
Tourist ......................$5.00
Broiled Missionary ......$10.00
Field Explorer ..............$15.00
Politician, baked or grilled ...$100.
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked:
"Why such a high price for politicians ?"
The cook replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They are full of shit, it takes all morning!"
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