A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
The only time when some married men got to open their mouth
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
Optimist
A person who when falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "I am not injured yet".
Miser
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician
Someone who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your Confidence later.
Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.
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