Joke - The Problem With Speaking English

·       Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

·       Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

·       Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

·       Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

·       Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

·       CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kill