(Older Wiser Laughing Souls)
Wisdom from Grandpa
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg,
depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man get so busy
earning his salt that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better or for worse,
but not for good.
When a man marries a woman they become one ;
Trouble begins when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred,
she will never turn into a old nag.
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past,
but never the present.
A foolish husband says to his wife:
"Honey, you stick to washing, ironing, cooking and scrubbing.
No wife of mine is gonna 'work'"
Many girls like to marry a military man,
he can cook, sew, make beds and is in good health
and he is already used to taking orders.
Eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
I have traveled a long way and some of the roads were not paved.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are ?
You know you are old when everything either dries up or leak.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray, bald and wrinkled
and they don't recognize you.
Have a great day and keep laughing.
It is good for the soul.
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