Joke - Politics And Politicians

What happens if a politician drowns in a river? 

That is pollution.


What happens if all of them drown? 

That is solution!!!


Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician


Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

~John Quinton, American actor/writer




Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by 
promising to protect each from the other.

~Oscar Ameringer, "the Mark Twain of American Socialism."


The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn.

AND......................

The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

~P.J. O'Rourke, American comedian


A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

~Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman


I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician