Joke - Wise Italian Grandfather

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.

 "Guido, I want you to listen to me. I want you to take my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You listen to me, boy. Some day you are going to be running the business, you are going to have a beautiful wife, lots of money, a big home and maybe a couple of children.  Some day you may come home and maybe find your wife in bed with another man. What are you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say, 'times up' ?"