Comedy - When A Chinese Girl Marry An Irish Guy

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Drying Clothes With Latest Technology

 

Mark Angel Comedy - I am Not Hungry

 You have a lunch date with your girlfriend at a restaurant.

Then you realised you do not have enough money to pay for the lunch.

What do you do ?

Jokes From Mark Angel Comedy -Free Wifi Password, Quadratic Equation and Centimeters

 Free Wifi Password

Expand Quadratic Equation

Centimeters and meters

Valuation Of A House

Joke - Hagar Motivational Speech

Joke - Understanding Women

Joke - Mid Life Crisis

After being married 25 years, the man looked at the wife and said, "Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, I had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. "

"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things!" 

Now the wife is a very reasonable woman. 

The wife told him to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.... 

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!

   

Joke - Married Life Explained

Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery: Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin the quest to change their behavior and life-style once their vows are exchanged?

Finally, the riddle is solved.

A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation. When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process starts where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: Aisle, altar, and hymn.

She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: Aisle, altar, hymn… Aisle, altar, hymn… Aisle, altar, hymn.

And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is complete. She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself:

"I'll alter him!"

HERE ENDETH THE LESSON
AND THERE STARTS THE "LIFE" FOR MEN

    

Economics 101 - The Magic of Cash Flow

Economics 101 – The Magic of Cash Flow

A Man went to an inn in a small village. He passed the Inn Keeper $1000 to check in. 

While he is walking up the stairs to check out his room,

The Inn Keeper immediately left to pay the Pork Seller the $1k he owed for the pork; 

The Pork Seller return $1k to the Farmer for the pig;

The Farmer went to pay up the $1k he owed to the Feed Supplier;

The Feed Supplier returned the $1k to the Prostitute he called last night;

The Prostitute quickly went to pay up the room rental to the Inn Keeper;

So the $1k is back with the Inn Keeper.

The man came back down and said he didn’t like the room, took the refund and left. However the entire village debts were cleared in that short while.

     

Joke - Abbot And Costello - 7 Into $28

Enjoy an old classic comedy routine by Abbot and Costello.

See how Costello prove that 7 x 13 equals 28.

Joke - The Goldberg Brothers And The Automobile Air-Con

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees F.

The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford’s office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter.

Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car.

They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately.

The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent.

The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, ‘The Goldberg Air-Conditioner,’ on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed.

Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti-Semitic, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg’s name on two million Fords.

They haggled back and forth for about two hours, and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown.

And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max on the controls.

So, now you know…

Joke - If Adam And Eve Had Been Chinese

Joke - Missing Letter "R"

Missing Letter "R"

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned 

to helping the other monks in copying the old canons 

and laws of the church, by hand. 

He notices, however, that all of the monks are 

copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. 

So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question 

this, pointing out that if someone made even a small 

error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! 

In fact, that error would be continued in all of 

the subsequent copies. 

The head monk, says, "We have been copying 

from the copies for centuries, but you make a 

good point, my son." 

He goes down into the dark caves 

underneath the monastery where the original 

manuscripts are held as archives, 

in a locked vault that hasn't 

been opened for hundreds of years. 

Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot. 

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. 

He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. 

"We missed the R! We missed the R! 

We missed the bloody R!" 

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. 

The young monk asks the old Abbot, "What's wrong, father?" 

With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies, 

"The word was .... 

CELEBRATE!" 

   

Joke - Different Names Of Money

Different Names Of Money

In temple or church, it is called donation.

In school, it is a fee.

In marriage, it's called dowry.

In divorce, alimony.

When you owe someone, it is debt.

When you pay the government, it is tax.

In court, it is fine.

Civil servant retirees, it's pension.

Employers to workers, it is salary.

Master to subordinates, it is wages.

Parents to children, it is allowance.

When you borrow from a bank, it's a loan.

When you offer after good service, it's tips.

To kidnappers, it's ransom.

Illegally received in the name of service, it's a bribe.

Question is "when a husband gives it to his wife, what do we call it ?".


ANSWER: Money given to your wife is called DUTY and every man has to do his duty because wives are not DUTY FREE!.

Joke - 10 Fun Facts Of Life

Joke - Not Tall Enough

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Joke - A Man With No Enemies

Ya' gotta love this guy!!!!!

Meet Walter Barnes 

- All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man!

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes.

"Mr. Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.

"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped

their hands.

"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us
all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in

the world?"

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit,

turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply,

"I outlived all them assholes" - and he calmly returned to his seat.

Joke - 5 Funny Facts Of Life

Joke - Maid Service

A maid wanted a salary raise:

Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise

Maid: I can cook Better than you.

Madam: who told you that ?

Maid: your husband told Me?

Madam: Ok, second reason

Maid: I can iron Better than you.

Madam: who told you that?

Maid: Your husband told Me.

Madam: Ok, and the third reason?

Maid: I am also Better in bed than you.

This time madam was furious & was getting ready to break her head.

Madam: Did my husband say that?

Maid: No the driver told me that I’m better in bed than you are.

Madam: Please lower your voice I will increase your salary…