Joke - Parking Ticket

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a store.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, “Come on, man. How about giving a retired person a break”?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a “Nazi.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for “having worn tires”.

So I called him a “member of the doughnut eating Gestapo.”

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. 

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn’t care.

I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said “Hillary in ‘2016.”

I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.