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Wednesday 2 October 2013

Joke - Expiry Date


Wife: What are you doing?

Husband : Nothing.


Wife : Nothing...? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.


Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.

Wife : Do you want dinner?’


Husband : Sure! What are my choices?’


Wife : Yes or no.


Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?


Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears


Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?


Husband: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself: What other problem can there be greater than this one?

*:)) laughing   *:)) laughing   *:)) laughing  *:)) laughing   *:)) laughing

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