Monday, 12 January 2015

Joke - Different Names Of Money

Different Names Of Money

In temple or church, it is called donation.

In school, it is a fee.

In marriage, it's called dowry.

In divorce, alimony.

When you owe someone, it is debt.

When you pay the government, it is tax.

In court, it is fine.

Civil servant retirees, it's pension.

Employers to workers, it is salary.

Master to subordinates, it is wages.

Parents to children, it is allowance.

When you borrow from a bank, it's a loan.

When you offer after good service, it's tips.

To kidnappers, it's ransom.

Illegally received in the name of service, it's a bribe.

Question is "when a husband gives it to his wife, what do we call it ?".

ANSWER: Money given to your wife is called DUTY and every man has to do his duty because wives are not DUTY FREE!.

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