John was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young
layers (hens), called ‘pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the
eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This
took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his
roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a
distance, which rooster was performing.
Now, he
could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to
the bells.
John's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he
went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell
in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job
and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered
him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the
judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell
Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pullet Surprise" as
well.
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