There was this robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind
Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking".
lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be
civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being
Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"
robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got". The older
robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight
TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience
--> nowadays experience is more important than paper
After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank
supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait,
let's put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".
This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to
The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a
robbery every month".
This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most
The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken
from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only
count 20 million RMB. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our
lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a
snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold !"
The bank manager
was smiling and happy because his loss in the SINOPEC shares are now covered by
This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take