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Sunday, 3 June 2012

Joke - The Problem With Speaking English


·       Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
·       Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
·       Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
·       Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
·       Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
·       CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kill

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