Joke - Half A Diet

Half A Diet is Better than None

Genevieve belongs to our Diet Club and she was lamenting that she had gained weight.

She told us that she had made her family's favourite and luscious cake over the weekend, and added that they'd eaten half of it at dinner that evening.

The next day, Genevieve continued, she kept staring at the other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for herself. One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake had vanished.

She went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be so disappointed. Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he found out.

Genevieve smiled broadly and quipped, 'He never found out. I made another cake and ate half of that too.'