President Obama was in Washington DC after a tour and as he got down from the helicopter in front of the White House, his staff noticed he was carrying two piglets, one under each arm.
The alert security guard salutes and says, "Nice pigs, Sir".
Obama replies, " You are mistaking them for pigs.These are genuine Razorback hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hilary and the other for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The security salutes and comments " Brilliant trade, Sir."