A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire in one end and a fool at the other.
Marriage
Its an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
Lecture
An art of transmitting information from the notes of a lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagree later on.
Ecstasy
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic
A book which people praise but never look.
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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